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The time has arrived . . .
If you would like to have your or your loved ones ashes delivered to orbit and spread far and wide now you can.
The cost of space launch for small payloads is reaching a point where it is now practical for this service to be offered.
The KC Space Pirates role in this process is to aggregate persons wanting the service into engineered space delivery modules. These modules will then be aggregated with other small science and novelty payloads onto a commercial launch vehicle. AKA the rocket.
This resource sharing makes the cost a reasonable $2000 for an ounce of ashes delivered to low earth orbit. The orbiting will last approximately 9 days. Ashes will be dispersed from the launch capsule early in the flight and allowed to effectively spread over the entire earth.
If you have cremains available and would like to arrange a launch Order now and we will send you appropriate packaging for sending us the ashes.
If your's is a pre-need situation contact our associate Church Funeral Associates and they will handle all the details.
Launches are guaranteed. If the rocket fails to reach orbit we will repeat the procedure. If the capsule from a failed luanch is not recoverable we will send you another prepiad mailer so you can send us another ounce.